Samurai Jack Season 1 quotes

I notice your treatment of the Woolies is somewhat... harsh.

Not really. It's no different than the way you humans treat, what do you call them, horses.

We are forever grateful, great warrior, to your deeds done today. If there is anything that you seek, please honor us by letting us help you.

Samurai Jack

There is one thing that I quest for.

[an image of Aku appears in Lazzor’s eyes] Yes... I understand. Travel north, Samurai. There you will find a magical place that can help you fulfill your destiny...

What is wrong, friend? Odds are three to one you should have fun.

I too desire to find my home. You see, in days long past where rockets and robots were nowhere near creation, a young warrior forged into battle with Aku. At the point where victory was imminent, Aku tricked the warrior and flung him from his own time to a distant time in the future. To reclaim his homeland and undo the evil of Aku, the warrior has to find some sort of time passage home. Such a magic is difficult to find.

Is that warrior you?

Jack, those are what we like to call guided missiles!

You have been found guilty of breaking Aku Law 101 and 203: Habitation in an unauthorized facility, and unauthorized construction of an escape vehicle. Your punishment is extermination.

A warning: only one of pure heart may approach and use the power of the jewel.

Samurai Jack

My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.

Who are you, and why did you help me?

Ikra

Not the grateful kind, are you?

I will ask again. Who are you and why did you help me?

Ikra

You're welcome.

My time in this land has made me harsh and rude. Forgive me. I did not mean to insult you.

Ikra

No tears shed, samurai.

Jack.

Ikra

What?

Samurai Jack. It is what the people of this land have named me.

Ikra

O-kaaay? Then let us find shelter elsewhere, Jack. The night is not the time for riding.

Ikra

[cackles evilly until her voice sounded like Aku's]

Ikra?

Aku

[reveals himself] No, fool! It is I, Aku. Yes, samurai. You have been betrayed. I and Ikra are one and the same.

No.

Aku

Oh, yes. You see, I had a dream. No, a nightmare of a jewel that had the power to send you back in time. I knew that this was no mere dream, but a premonition. I had to destroy this powerful jewel, but I did not know its whereabouts.

No!

Aku

Yes, samurai. I knew you would find it. [mockingly] "Oh, my poor father trapped in a ring of fire by mean, old Aku." [cackles evilly] FOOL!

[screams as he goes to attack, but Aku changes into a bird and dodges the sword] FIGHT ME, COWARD!

Aku

Soon we will fight, but not until I find a way to defeat you and your sword. Now, how did you put it? Oh, yes. Your time on this miserable Aku-infested land continues. [laughs as he flies away]

[screams and impales his sword in the ground] I will destroy you, Aku. I swear it.

Get out of the great Kahn's chair! What are you, telling stories again? Get swabbing or I'll toss you over board, you has-been.

Samurai Jack

Excuse me. Is this wishing well that you spoke of real?

Why, yes. Beyond that mountaintop over there.

Wait, I beg you. Reconsider. There are only three archers yet they decimated my whole army. You are just one man. Do the math. Why attempt it?

That well could get me home.

There are other ways to get home.

Not for me.

[Jack has been defeated while fighting blind-folded] It's no use. No one can fight like this.

A great warrior must be in tune with *all* of his senses. Only then will you be able to extend your awareness so that you may fight on any level. Try again.

Yes, Sifu.

Evil spirit of the well, you will not take another innocent life! I wish thee...destroyed!

[speaking of Jack] The greatest of warriors.

A noble spirit.

Such sacrifice.

[To Jack] You got some kinda nerve. Hear what I'm sayin'? I'm talking to you! You got some gump comin' here, know what I mean? Better finish that drink quick, cuz you might not live much longer. Aku's offering two googolplex for your head. Two googolplex, that's a lot of money. And we aim to collect it. Right about now.