JJack
[easily overpowering Ashi] Stop! Enough!
[falls to the ground] No, I will never stop!
JJack
Yes, yes, I know. 'Till your dying breath.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
JJack
[Jack is wearing arm and ankle gauntlets and a chest plate that has purple or blue fur on the back of the plate] I like the back fur!
You look hideous.
JJack
From you, "hideous" is quite acceptable. Thank you.
JJack
Seems simple enough. Use the flying creatures to escape, and not fall into the pool of acid. Right.
My lord and master, Aku, may it please you for all eternity. The samurai is dead.
JJack
Umm, I'm right here.
[Jack and Ashi are covered in red needles]
JJack
Well... uh, I guess we should... get this over with.
[Jack begins pulling the needles off himself and Ashi one by one; as he does this, Ashi gives Jack an angry glare]
JJack
You know, many people pay money for this. It's called... acupuncture.
[Ashi continues glaring at Jack; clearly, she is not amused]
JJack
Never mind.
[Ashi remembers how a ladybug had caught her attention, once before, as a child]
Ashi. [the ladybug flies to the tip of High Priestess's finger] These frivolous distractions are poisonous for your mission. They are not part of Aku's order. [she kills the ladybug by squishing it]
EHEcho of the High Priestess
Not part of Aku's order.
[inside of his lair, Aku sits angrily at his throne as an army raid is attacking from the outside]
Can somebody please...STOP ALL THAT NOISE?!
HHost
I am sorry, sire, but it seems as though we're under attack!
[surprised a little] Under attack? Hmm... [as Aku thinks, he straightens his red goatee]
[Aku then reaches out for one of his spiked blocks and pulls it aside to reveal this zipper, he zips down the zipline down to reveal the Scotsman's army attacking and trying to destroy his lair]
Hmm... Perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my...malaise.
[Aku then proceeds to leave his lair, Aku style]
[after Aku decimates the Scotsman's army]
Ya know what? This was a bad idea! Time to go, girls!
But, Dad-
No arguin'! Go! [his daughters hesitate, but begin running] I'll stall him while you escape.
[Aku finishes destroying the army, and groans in annoyance, before noticing the Scotsman's daughters on the run]
Eh, better to make it a complete annihilation!
Hold it! Yer not goin' anywhere, ya big buffoon!
I'm sorry, old man. I think you are lost.
I ain't lost, ye tree ogre! I might be old, but I've lived long enough to see the world rise up against your tyranny! Admit it, ya big oaf! Yer scared! The Samurai is still out there inspiring people by the thousands! After all these years, yer powerless against him! Ya been shiverin' like a wee baby hiding in your crib, afraid to show yourself 'cause ya know he's out there! And ye can't do anything about it! AH-HA-HA-HA! Yer just a big baby! Why don't ya go cry to your mama?!
[Annoyed, Aku's red laser eye-beams incinerate the Scotsman to dust, as his horrified daughters watch from a distance]
No... Dad!
[smiles, but then scowls] Now why did he have to bring up the Samurai? Ugh!
[he then retreats back to his tower]
[Scotsman's seventeen orange-haired daughters approach their father's ashes, and stick his broken Celtic sword in the ground]
We will avenge you, Father! [crying] And we will never forget you!
[the ghost/spirit of the Scotsman suddenly arises from the ashes]
SSThe Scotsman's Spirit
Ha ha ha! I be back! And in me prime no less!
[overjoyed] Dad? You live!
SSScotsman's Ghost
Ha! Eh...well, kinda.
B-But...how?
SSScotsman's Spirit
Oh, me darlin' Heather Blossoms! Celtic magic!
[The mystical runes on the hilt of the Scotsman's sword glow blue-white]
What's next, Father?
SSScotsman's Ghost
We'll regroup, and plan to fight another day. We'll amass a bigger army. We'll find Jack and finally defeat that big baby Aku!
[The masked face of Ashi's mother appears on the full moon]
Ashi! What are you doing?! The Samurai sleeps. Kill him in his slumber before he wakes.
No! I have questions, Mother. The Samurai, he saved my life. He...
How dare you! You know he is deceitful. He will do everything in his power to defy the Master! You were always the weak one! Distracted, unfocused! May Aku punish you for your sins!
I just want to know the truth.
You have failed us.
[her facial image on the moon disappears, leaving Ashi's surroundings in broad daylight]
JJack
What do you want?
The truth.
JJack
I have already told you the truth.
Show me!
JJack
No.
No?! What do you mean no!? You tell me that everything I know is wrong, but refuse to prove any of it! You're afraid! Afraid that I will see you as a liar!
JJack
You are too blinded by Aku's hate. You won't change.
What do you know of me? Everything I have endured until this moment!? You know nothing, Samurai. You are just a lowly, soulless pig!
JJack
Very well. I will show you. Sit please.
[Ashi sits across from him at the campsite's fire. Nothing happens]
Well!? When do we start!?
JJack
In the morning. Have patience.
[Ashi growls in frustration and retreats to higher ground]
[After seeing places that show countless evidence of Aku's devastation and ruin]
Enough! I have seen enough!
JJack
Now do you believe?
Yes. What can we do?
JJack
Nothing.
[incredulous] WHAT?! Nothing?! What do you mean by nothing?! We have to do something!
JJack
I have fought Aku for ages. I've seen countless innocents die. I have lived this nightmare for what seems like an eternity. There is no way to defeat him. There is no hope...and no way out.
[The blue alien children start to go berserk and attack]
Something has to be controlling them. That sound!
JJack
Go! Destroy the source!
DDominator
[walks up to a restrained Ashi] Well, well, well... What do we have here? A little samurai sympathizer. [he squeezes her cheeks together] And quite the pretty one. [he chuckles sadistically]
OOmen
[appearing before Jack] It is time.
JJack
Yes.
[Jack leaves with the mysterious green rider]
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