[after hearing I and Am's plan to capture Jack] You're on the right track, but the two of you could never defeat Jack. Jack is cunning and hard to restrain. By leaving him a sword he stays in the game.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have more power and skill than all of you.
GGentleman
It seems her tongue bites as hard as her stick.
But even I cannot defeat the samurai on my own.
GGentleman
What's that?
The only way to defeat him is to join forces and attack him together, all at once.
II
A wise and powerful plan this would be...
AAm
...But who is the one to claim the bounty?
I am.
[the others object]
Have you always been this stupid?
BBoris
Yes! [pause] What? Uh, huh?
I see ye changed your wardrobe. Got tired o' wearin' your granny's jammies, did ya?
I got a bad feelin' about this.
Yer the defender of truth, freedom, and talking dogs!
Yer the greatest warrior that has ever lived, besides me! Ya don't just go up and get all soft and mushy on me!
Fishmen... I don't like fishmen!
Is she a fast ship?
CCaptain
She's fast enough for you, Scotsman. Where ya headed?
The Great Unknown.
SSailors
Ooooooooooh...
CCaptain
Arr, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost ya. Ten thousand, in advance.
SJSamurai Jack/Brent Worthington
Like ten thousand? Dude, we could like almost buy our own ship for that. Dude, I know this guy...
CCaptain
Yeah... but who's gonna sail it, kid? You?
JBJack/Brent Worthington
Well, like, yeah, I could. I worked on a boat before.
Heckbucket Seaport. Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . and the crabcakes aren't bad either.
Yer all tone-deaf! A banshee can carry a tune at least! The sound of breakin' glass has more rhythm! I've heard pigs squeal better'n you!
JJack
[after regaining his memory back, he has a look of determination] I remember now.
JJack
I am forever in your debt.
Ah, don't mention it. So how've you been?
JJack
[slips back into Brent's voice] Like, totally cool.
What?
[they both laugh it up]
JJack
A test of strength perhaps?
Oh, no, I remember last time. You cheated.
JJack
I do not cheat.
Perhaps not, but ya sure don't play by the rules!
That's it! She-devils must pay!
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