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Samurai Champloo Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You keep ordering the same thing as either me or Jin. You should get what you like.

[Looking at the menu] It can't be helped.

But it's written right there.

I have a little trouble understanding it.

Is it possible that you can't read?

[Pointing at letters] That's a "no". This and this are also "no". I can read it just fine.

[Points at a letter] Then what about this?

It's "no".

It's "me".

Damn you little bitch, that was a trick question!

[after drawing the infinity symbol] I thought of it myself. It stands for Mugen.

[surrounded by guards]: You boys want a piece of me?

By starting this pointless squabble, you've done nothing but reveal just how vast your stupidity is. Please refrain from these moments of self-grandeur.

Run that by me again.

PPriest

. . .and after that you'll be able to get started on polishing the Buddha. You'll be happy to do that, right?

Why don't I polish that pinhead of yours, you bald ass son of a bitch!

Well, a blind woman isn't really the best mother for a child... isn't it ironic, a woman like me singing songs like Kuzunoha leaving her child?

(Mugen jumped into the hot spring)

Mugen.

That blows... you could at least pretend that I'd scared you, how'd you know it was me?

Everyone you meet has their own individual aura about them, it's something I can sense... you see, I've walk in darkness for a very long time, a person can grow accustomed to anything... I may have lost my sight but I have much inner sense for other things as a result, so please don't feel sorry for me.

I think that's a bunch of bullshit... if you're happy, there's no way you would sing a song you sing.

Huh... we have a lot in common, the two of us... the words happiness and joy have never had any meaning for me... however, at the moment that my son was born, I began to have the same dreams that any mother would have.

You never know Jin might decide to come back.

The only way he's coming back is as if he's getting kicked in the nuts for trying to make a move on that chick.

Can't you ever say anything intelligent?

When you start, I'll start.

Tell me who the hell are you?

What I can't see I can sense.

(stumbling, bleeding) What?

Inside of you looms a simmering storm of hatred and rage, but perhaps what I'm actually sensing is sadness. It's as if... you've never once been loved by anyone; it's as if... you're just like me.

You trying to say you can sense my moves before they even happen? What a load of crap!!

She said something about her kid's life being on the line.

She did? Well, if that true, then someone's forcing her to do this.

But who could that be?

Take your pick. We've dined and dashed, snuck through a checkpoint, and, oh yeah, killed people.

(Mugen is about to go and fight Sara)

That woman... can sense our moves before we made them.

Kinda figured that.

Just like a fish.

Huh?

Fish use the water surrounding their bodies to sense what will happen next... you can't fight the current, you have to flow with it. If you do that, you might just catch the fish.

Where'd you hear that?

From the old man who saved my life.

Huuuuuuuuh?

I realized something. My son's been dead for a long time now. This whole time, they've just been using me.

Then, fight them.

I cannot. The government hired me. I just want you to live, Mugen.

(Shige discovers that he isn't really a descendant of the Heike clan)

SShige

(Completely surrounded) Well, at this point, whether I'm a descendant or not has nothing to do with it. We have no blood in our bodies to connect us anymore, anyway. Couldn't we just forget about that and let things continue as they have been? I guess not.

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