Fuu quotes from Samurai Champloo

Fuu

It's times like that I ask myself, why am I watching two bugs fight each other?

Fuu

(Thinking he's dead) Mugen! [Crying] Mugen. It can't be... Why? Why? [Mugen coughs up water] No way. He's alive.

Fuu

Damn them. Going to the red light district even though they have me... Being a woman is a disadvantage...

Fuu

Momo, are you a boy? A girl? I'm hungry. (Momo faints)

Fuu

Without a sense of duty, the world would be in darkness.

Fuu

(Sees a shooting star) Oh, a shooting star. (Making a wish) Let us find the samurai who smells like sunflowers. Let us make it safely to Nagasaki. And I want to eat enough so my stomach is full.

Fuu

[Mugen takes Fuu's coin and flips it high into the air] Think you might've tossed it a little too far?

Jin

He doesn't know the meaning of "restraint".

Mugen

Kiss my ass.

Fuu

Where is it? It should've landed by now but I don't see it...

Fuu

Alright, that's enough! You two made me a promise. You haven't forgotten, have you? Until we find the "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers", you two are not allowed to kill each other!

Mugen

Oh yeah, this smelly guy, I been meaning to ask you about that.

Fuu

Huh?

Jin

Who is this "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers"?

Fuu

Well, he...

Mugen

And what the hell is a sunflower anyway?

Fuu

Wait a minute...

Jin

You don't know?

Fuu

It's a flower!

Mugen

So, what do they *smell* like?

Jin

Do you have any other leads?

Mugen

Like a picture or something?

Jin

What makes you think he's around here?

Fuu

[Yells] Stop!

Fuu

For right now-- let's get something to eat.

Fuu

Huh? What are you two guys doing together? How nasty.

Mugen

Hmm... You're a practical man, right?

Jin

Yeah.

Fuu

Huh? What is it?

Mugen

That's great. You'll be able to make it just fine on your own. Right?

Jin

Yeah.

Fuu

What's with you, all of a sudden?

Mugen

Then... Live a good life [They both run off in separate directions]

Fuu

Wait a second. No way!

Mugen

Are you sure you wanna let that guy go?

Fuu

I don't really care. I mean, he did give me a great set of hooters.

Set of hooters?

I wanted to live as a Japanese person in this country. But it's still impossible.

Fuu

Cheer up.

But someday, the country will come to accept people like me. Someday, this country won't be so tight-assed.

Mugen

Like anybody's gonna be able to relax their ass with you around.

Mugen

You sure do eat a lot.

Fuu

There's always room for free food.

Jin

It doesn't matter, but those swords you're carrying are my life. I'd appreciate you giving them back.

No way.

Mugen

Didn't give it much thought.

Jin

I don't expect them for free.

Then you work for them?

Jin

What's that?

I want to do Edo sightseeing! You be tour guide - I will give swords back as thanks.

Mugen

Sorry, forget about it. You're shit outta luck - we don't know nothing about Edo.

Jin

We'll take you wherever you want.

Fuu

Hey, hold on a minute, if you've got time for that, what about the sunflower--?

Jin

A few years back, I used to be known as the Edo tour map.

Mugen

Freakin' liar.

Fuu

Hey, you! Look at me. you remember who I am?

Why? Should I?

Fuu

I'm the girl whose purse you stole, you jerk.

Fuu

You aren't going anywhere, buddy.

Let go.

Fuu

The hell I will.

Damn you.

[To Jin] I'm sorry that my husband is stupid.

Fuu

Hey, hey!

Listen, men aren't the brightest of our species so it's best you keep them wrapped around your finger.

Hello honey.

Fuu

Umm...

Me? I'm a man who will be "big". Rather, "big" no "bigger than biggest". My name is... Sakonshogun Nagamitsu!

Fuu

[Irritated] How is he shy?