[after finding a bag of coins in the river] We hit the potjack!
That's jackpot!
All I know is we're a filthy bitch!
Filthy rich!
I hope you're doing that deliberately.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?
Fuu... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?
[Fuu has become incredibly fat from eating]
Oh, I ate and ate. This is the first time I've been full in a while.
She's a monster.
[Mugen and Jin ran off leaving Fuu]
Damn them. Going to the red light district even though they have me... Being a woman is a disadvantage...
[Looking at her pet squirrel]
Momo, are you a boy? A girl? I'm hungry. (Momo faints)
I want my nookie!
Hey look, a naked woman!
WHERE?!
[Yatsuha kicks Mugen in the crotch]
[Mugen and Yatsuha are surrounded by some dangerous men]
Hey, if you take out all these guys, I promise I'll rock your world.
Forget about it. You keep saying that but you never deliver nothin-- [Yatsuha whispers something in his ear] You're on!
Who's out there? [The doors open revealing 5 ninjas]
KKaikizou
Answer me this, where did you obtain those coins you have?
As I suspected, that money has a history. But I owe you no answer. [Kaikizou and his ninjas draw out their blades and charged at Jin. Only for Jin to draw out his sword and slash them several times in an instant killing them all]
My back.
BWBrothel Woman
Master Jin.
(About Mugen to her companion) After all, that's the man I'm going to marry. I guess I fell in love with him. (to herself) So long. Once both our journeys are over, I'll come find you.
(To Yukimaru) You can tell them that you killed me. I might as well be dead already.
[Jumps into a waterfall]
(To Okuru) There were two useless bodyguards traveling with me. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. Now I'm as lonely as can be. So, it doesn't matter where I die. But... I didn't want to drown. Because, you know, your body size doubles. I'm not joking. I want to die beautiful, you know.
OOkuru
There are no beautiful corpses.
(to Fuu, about Jin) Tall, dark, and four-eyed here is thinking the same thing: hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun.
That's it; you've gone too far.
Yeah! You tell him Jin!
That four-eyed thing, take it back.
Hey!
(To Okuru) I've seen those eyes before. They're similar to the eyes of a head that's been cut off. The ones that are slightly wet and don't know what they see. Hey, are you really alive?
(Notices Okuru playing a melody) You are Okuru, aren't you? They were just out there... People called Matsumae-Han or something. They gave me a lot of trouble. They thought I was you.
OOkuru
Did they give you money?
I just want to fight you.
OOkuru
Fight me, whaaaat?
Mm-hmm.
OOkuru
Wah! Hmmm.
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