So, what's up? You want a piece of me too?
I Ishimatsu
I'm the same. I have faith in myself and my sword, nothing else.
I Ishimatsu
When I left Boss Kawara's Gang, I thought to myself by using my skills, and my strength, I can get whatever I want out of life. But the world doesn't work that way. There are times when you have to agree with people, even when you think they're wrong. Or do something, even though you think it's crazy.
What a load of horse piss.
Hey, you can make all the excuses you want, but you're the one who decided how to live your life.
[looking at a porno magazine]
Geez, doing it with a squid.
[Hishikawa Moronobu sails away to Holland]
Are you sure you wanna let that guy go?
I don't really care. I mean, he did give me a great set of hooters.
MJ Mugen & Jin
Set of hooters?
J Jouji
I wanted to live as a Japanese person in this country. But it's still impossible.
J Jouji
But someday, the country will come to accept people like me. Someday, this country won't be so tight-assed.
Like anybody's gonna be able to relax their ass with you around.
[After a fight with the police]
Why do you always aggravate things?
Those guys just put a bug up my ass.
There's always room for free food.
[After Jin, Fuu, and Mugen lose in the eating contest]
It doesn't matter, but those swords you're carrying are my life. I'd appreciate you giving them back.
Didn't give it much thought.
I don't expect them for free.
J Jouji
Then you work for them?
J Jouji
I want to do Edo sightseeing! You be tour guide - I will give swords back as thanks.
Sorry, forget about it. You're shit outta luck - we don't know nothing about Edo.
We'll take you wherever you want.
Hey, hold on a minute, if you've got time for that, what about the sunflower--?
A few years back, I used to be known as the Edo tour map.
[Jin, Fuu and Mugen in gambling house]
You'll do anything to get on my nerves. Won't ya?
Bastard. Someday I'll make you cry like a little bitch.
Little bitch.. Do people actually say things like that? I've never heard it before.
[Fuu sees the thief walk past her]
Hey, you! Look at me. you remember who I am?
I'm the girl whose purse you stole, you jerk.
[He tries to walk away but Fuu grabs him]
You aren't going anywhere, buddy.
Someday I'll make you say "uncle".
Who ever says 'uncle'? That's highly unheard of.
O Ogura
I've looked for you. To find you, I even apprenticed myself to a man like that and waited. Why did you betray him? A man like you, why did you betray our master?
I'm not the one who did the betraying. But I won't make excuses. Regardless, it's true that I killed my master.
O Ogura
You! [Charges at Jin]
BK Budou Kiba
[To Jin] I'm sorry that my husband is stupid.
BK Budou Kiba
Listen, men aren't the brightest of our species so it's best you keep them wrapped around your finger.
[Shinpachi's beat-boxing in the background]
N Nagamitsu
Me? I'm a man who will be "big". Rather, "big" no "bigger than biggest". My name is... Sakonshogun Nagamitsu!
[Irritated] How is he shy?
[Nagamitsu's katana was knocked out of his hand but lands on his opponent, knocking him out]
N Nagamitsu
Aerial Killing Technique... umm... Flying Sword!
I'm amazed you made it into Edo without knowing that.
If you don't have a passport you can't pass through the Checkpoint. Don't you have one Jin?
Of course, I had one, but...
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