If living means bowing down to the likes of you bastards, I'd rather die on my feet with my head held high.
[laughing] Well said, I agree with him.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Confronting the Yagyu guards as they are about to dispatch an innocent peasant] To serve your lord and do his bidding, is that honorable?
YBYagyu badass
[scoffs] Of course it is.
Even if that lord is an unimportant piece of shit?
YBYagyu badass
[the Yagyu draw their swords to attack] Say what? Hey, you better watch that mouth of yours!
Cutting down a man who's done nothing wrong; is that what you spent all those years honing your skills for?
YBYagyu badass
Why I oughta...
In my opinion, you're worthless.
YBYagyu badass
[rushes at him] Screw You! Say your prayers!
[Jin kills all three Yagyu guards with his sword]
[Fighting thugs because of offer from Fuu]
Forget all that formal crap 'bout comin' at me one at a time. I'll take all you bitches on!
[After being arrested]
You're the lowest of the low.
What'd you say?
Your stance leaves you wide open, and your moves are totally inefficient. All in all, your fighting style is a mess.
You son of a...
I swear, you are the most undisciplined fighter I've ever known...
Shut your damn mouth!
...and the only one I wasn't able to kill.
You at peace with yourself?
Hell. Every freakin' day I have to ask myself: Will this day, be the last day I lie in the sun?
[They are completely surrounded by the Daikan's men]
Yo, we put our fight on hold until we get out of here. Agreed?
You intend to kill them all, don't you? I swear... you really are the lowest of the low.
[smiles slyly]
[Flipping coin]
[Mugen takes Fuu's coin and flips it high into the air] Think you might've tossed it a little too far?
He doesn't know the meaning of "restraint".
Kiss my ass.
[Long pause]
Where is it? It should've landed by now but I don't see it...
[Mugen and Jin are about to fight]
Alright, that's enough! You two made me a promise. You haven't forgotten, have you? Until we find the "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers", you two are not allowed to kill each other!
Oh yeah, this smelly guy, I been meaning to ask you about that.
Huh?
Who is this "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers"?
Well, he...
And what the hell is a sunflower anyway?
Wait a minute...
You don't know?
It's a flower!
So, what do they *smell* like?
Do you have any other leads?
Like a picture or something?
What makes you think he's around here?
[Yells] Stop!
[her stomach grumbles]
For right now-- let's get something to eat.
IInuyaka
[discussing the fireflies while in the hot springs with Jin] However-- they say that every once in a while, a male will try to attract another male.
...time to go.
[Fuu passed out after one drink and is asleep]
Look at the dumb broad, she's out cold. Let's strip her and dump her.
RRyujiro
So, you finally turned up, huh? I figured you would. Now I'm gonna make you pay for cutting off my arm.
Say what?
RRyujiro
You know what I'm talking about. You're the one, and don't try telling me you don't remember.
Sorry dude, but who are you?
RRyujiro
Whatever gave you that idea. You lady, I gave up humanity long, long ago. I like to watch human suffering. Now that's what I call fun. I'm really a very generous man. I want to share my suffering with everyone else. I'd say that's fair, wouldn't you? So, now you know why you're gonna die?
[Oniwakamaru grabs Ryujiro in the neck choking him]
RRyujiro
Oniwaka... what are you....
[Oniwakamaru continues choking Ryujiro harder and his neck breaks, then dies]
[Jin and Mugen are having a private conversation]
Huh? What are you two guys doing together? How nasty.
Hmm... You're a practical man, right?
Yeah.
Huh? What is it?
That's great. You'll be able to make it just fine on your own. Right?
Yeah.
What's with you, all of a sudden?
Then... Live a good life [They both run off in separate directions]
Wait a second. No way!
[Jin, Mugen and Fuu are meeting by mistake in the brothel]
Guess no matter how hard we try.. Fate's gonna keep throwing us back together!
What the hell do you want?
RRikiei
Drawing your sword is no longer necessary. At this point, your presence will suffice.
The hell with that! Did you forget why I'm here? To kick ass, and win your fights for you!
RRikiei
Listen, there are two kinds of people who inhabit the world: The rulers, and the followers. Who at times, upset the natural order of things by disposing of their rulers. But not this ruler. With you under my command, they wouldn't dare, which preserves the natural order.
So the "power" you're talking about is the power to control other people. Is that what you're saying?
RRikiei
Yes, what's your point?
My point is that's all a bunch of bullshit! I don't wanna rule, or have anyone rule me!
[Mugen is leaving]
RRikiei
Where are you going? If you stay, you can have whatever you want, and do whatever you want! You can't walk away from an offer like that!
I don't believe in anyone but me and what I can do. See ya.
RRikiei
You arrogant bastard! You think you can treat me like garbage, and just walk away?
If you send someone after me, do me a favor, send the toughest mofo you can find. [Rikiei is so insense with anger that he breaks his nail buffer in two]
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