Samurai Champloo quotes

Mugen

So, what's up? You want a piece of me too?

I'm the same. I have faith in myself and my sword, nothing else.

Mugen

Hmm?

When I left Boss Kawara's Gang, I thought to myself by using my skills, and my strength, I can get whatever I want out of life. But the world doesn't work that way. There are times when you have to agree with people, even when you think they're wrong. Or do something, even though you think it's crazy.

Mugen

What a load of horse piss.

What's that?

Mugen

Hey, you can make all the excuses you want, but you're the one who decided how to live your life.

Mugen

Geez, doing it with a squid.

Mugen

Are you sure you wanna let that guy go?

Fuu

I don't really care. I mean, he did give me a great set of hooters.

Set of hooters?

I wanted to live as a Japanese person in this country. But it's still impossible.

Fuu

Cheer up.

But someday, the country will come to accept people like me. Someday, this country won't be so tight-assed.

Mugen

Like anybody's gonna be able to relax their ass with you around.

Jin

Why do you always aggravate things?

Mugen

Those guys just put a bug up my ass.

Mugen

You sure do eat a lot.

Fuu

There's always room for free food.

Jin

It doesn't matter, but those swords you're carrying are my life. I'd appreciate you giving them back.

No way.

Mugen

Didn't give it much thought.

Jin

I don't expect them for free.

Then you work for them?

Jin

What's that?

I want to do Edo sightseeing! You be tour guide - I will give swords back as thanks.

Mugen

Sorry, forget about it. You're shit outta luck - we don't know nothing about Edo.

Jin

We'll take you wherever you want.

Fuu

Hey, hold on a minute, if you've got time for that, what about the sunflower--?

Jin

A few years back, I used to be known as the Edo tour map.

Mugen

Freakin' liar.

Mugen

Bet the three.

Jin

Not three, five.

Mugen

You'll do anything to get on my nerves. Won't ya?

Jin

Hey, thats my line.

Mugen

Bastard. Someday I'll make you cry like a little bitch.

Jin

Little bitch.. Do people actually say things like that? I've never heard it before.

Fuu

Hey, you! Look at me. you remember who I am?

Why? Should I?

Fuu

I'm the girl whose purse you stole, you jerk.

Fuu

You aren't going anywhere, buddy.

Let go.

Fuu

The hell I will.

Damn you.

Mugen

Someday I'll make you say "uncle".

Jin

Who ever says 'uncle'? That's highly unheard of.

I've looked for you. To find you, I even apprenticed myself to a man like that and waited. Why did you betray him? A man like you, why did you betray our master?

Jin

I'm not the one who did the betraying. But I won't make excuses. Regardless, it's true that I killed my master.

You! [Charges at Jin]

[To Jin] I'm sorry that my husband is stupid.

Fuu

Hey, hey!

Listen, men aren't the brightest of our species so it's best you keep them wrapped around your finger.

Hello honey.

Fuu

Umm...

Me? I'm a man who will be "big". Rather, "big" no "bigger than biggest". My name is... Sakonshogun Nagamitsu!

Fuu

[Irritated] How is he shy?

Aerial Killing Technique... umm... Flying Sword!

Mugen

Passport? What's that?

Fuu

You really don't know?

Jin

I'm amazed you made it into Edo without knowing that.

Fuu

If you don't have a passport you can't pass through the Checkpoint. Don't you have one Jin?

Jin

Of course, I had one, but...

Fuu

But?

Jin

I lost it.