Mugen quotes from Samurai Champloo

Jin

Remember, I'm the one who's going to kill you.

Mugen

What are you, my wife?

Fuu

So just what do think Jin meant by what he said? You think he's going to go buy some woman?

Mugen

Eh, I'm glad to hear it.

Fuu

What?

Mugen

Well, you know, I was getting suspicious. You ever seen him check out a girl?

Fuu

So, who cares?

Mugen

It's a pretty good sign he's a queer.

Fuu

No way!

Mugen

Well, at least now we know what team he's playin' for.

Fuu

I'm back. [Confused] I'm going to have to ask... what are you doing?

Mugen

Training. You should be able to tell by looking. Beetle wrestling. I'm going to train him and put him in fights.

Fuu

Weren't you going to get a job as a bodyguard?

Mugen

I quit that.

(about Mugen) I could tell right away he was a bad guy, the sort who did all kinds of horrible things, the kind of person who I'd never want to be friends with.

Mugen

Hey!

But, after I talked to him . . .

Mugen

Hmm?

. . . I realized I was absolutely right.

Mugen

Shut up you little bitch!

Jin

You're shouting at a diary.

Jin

(Shocked) You.

Mugen

Like I would die before I killed you. I'm going to settle things.

Jin

I killed him.

Mugen

What did you say?

Jin

I killed Mukuro.

Mugen

(Vexed) You... I was going to...!

Jin

I was tricked. I was tricked by her.

Fuu

Jin! Give it up already! Come over here and eat with us. I'll share the ones I caught with you.

Mugen

Aw, don't worry about him. He's just being a big baby cause' he got skunked.

Mugen

C'mon, you heard him, right before we started fishin': [imitating Jin's voice] Fishing is a life and death struggle between man and fish. Forget this and you will most certainly get hurt.

Mugen

[after finding a bag of coins in the river] We hit the potjack!

Fuu

That's jackpot!

Mugen

All I know is we're a filthy bitch!

Fuu

Filthy rich!

Jin

I hope you're doing that deliberately.

Fuu

Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?

Mugen

Fuu... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?

Fuu

Oh, I ate and ate. This is the first time I've been full in a while.

Mugen

She's a monster.

Hey look, a naked woman!

Mugen

WHERE?!

Hey, if you take out all these guys, I promise I'll rock your world.

Mugen

Forget about it. You keep saying that but you never deliver nothin-- [Yatsuha whispers something in his ear] You're on!

Mugen

(to Fuu, about Jin) Tall, dark, and four-eyed here is thinking the same thing: hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun.

Jin

That's it; you've gone too far.

Fuu

Yeah! You tell him Jin!

Jin

That four-eyed thing, take it back.

Fuu

Hey!

Mugen

(Notices Okuru playing a melody) You are Okuru, aren't you? They were just out there... People called Matsumae-Han or something. They gave me a lot of trouble. They thought I was you.

Did they give you money?

Mugen

I just want to fight you.

Fight me, whaaaat?

Mugen

Mm-hmm.

Wah! Hmmm.

Fuu

You keep ordering the same thing as either me or Jin. You should get what you like.

Mugen

[Looking at the menu] It can't be helped.

Fuu

But it's written right there.

Mugen

I have a little trouble understanding it.

Fuu

Is it possible that you can't read?

Mugen

[Pointing at letters] That's a "no". This and this are also "no". I can read it just fine.

Fuu

[Points at a letter] Then what about this?

Mugen

It's "no".

Jin

It's "me".

Mugen

Damn you little bitch, that was a trick question!