Mugen quotes from Samurai Champloo

Fuu

Alright, that's enough! You two made me a promise. You haven't forgotten, have you? Until we find the "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers", you two are not allowed to kill each other!

Mugen

Oh yeah, this smelly guy, I been meaning to ask you about that.

Fuu

Huh?

Jin

Who is this "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers"?

Fuu

Well, he...

Mugen

And what the hell is a sunflower anyway?

Fuu

Wait a minute...

Jin

You don't know?

Fuu

It's a flower!

Mugen

So, what do they *smell* like?

Jin

Do you have any other leads?

Mugen

Like a picture or something?

Jin

What makes you think he's around here?

Fuu

[Yells] Stop!

Fuu

For right now-- let's get something to eat.

So, you finally turned up, huh? I figured you would. Now I'm gonna make you pay for cutting off my arm.

Mugen

Say what?

You know what I'm talking about. You're the one, and don't try telling me you don't remember.

Mugen

Sorry dude, but who are you?

Fuu

Huh? What are you two guys doing together? How nasty.

Mugen

Hmm... You're a practical man, right?

Jin

Yeah.

Fuu

Huh? What is it?

Mugen

That's great. You'll be able to make it just fine on your own. Right?

Jin

Yeah.

Fuu

What's with you, all of a sudden?

Mugen

Then... Live a good life [They both run off in separate directions]

Fuu

Wait a second. No way!

Mugen

What the hell do you want?

Drawing your sword is no longer necessary. At this point, your presence will suffice.

Mugen

The hell with that! Did you forget why I'm here? To kick ass, and win your fights for you!

Listen, there are two kinds of people who inhabit the world: The rulers, and the followers. Who at times, upset the natural order of things by disposing of their rulers. But not this ruler. With you under my command, they wouldn't dare, which preserves the natural order.

Mugen

So the "power" you're talking about is the power to control other people. Is that what you're saying?

Yes, what's your point?

Mugen

My point is that's all a bunch of bullshit! I don't wanna rule, or have anyone rule me!

Where are you going? If you stay, you can have whatever you want, and do whatever you want! You can't walk away from an offer like that!

Mugen

I don't believe in anyone but me and what I can do. See ya.

You arrogant bastard! You think you can treat me like garbage, and just walk away?

Mugen

If you send someone after me, do me a favor, send the toughest mofo you can find. [Rikiei is so insense with anger that he breaks his nail buffer in two]

Mugen

So, what's up? You want a piece of me too?

I'm the same. I have faith in myself and my sword, nothing else.

Mugen

Hmm?

When I left Boss Kawara's Gang, I thought to myself by using my skills, and my strength, I can get whatever I want out of life. But the world doesn't work that way. There are times when you have to agree with people, even when you think they're wrong. Or do something, even though you think it's crazy.

Mugen

What a load of horse piss.

What's that?

Mugen

Hey, you can make all the excuses you want, but you're the one who decided how to live your life.

Mugen

Are you sure you wanna let that guy go?

Fuu

I don't really care. I mean, he did give me a great set of hooters.

Set of hooters?

I wanted to live as a Japanese person in this country. But it's still impossible.

Fuu

Cheer up.

But someday, the country will come to accept people like me. Someday, this country won't be so tight-assed.

Mugen

Like anybody's gonna be able to relax their ass with you around.

Jin

Why do you always aggravate things?

Mugen

Those guys just put a bug up my ass.

Mugen

You sure do eat a lot.

Fuu

There's always room for free food.

Jin

It doesn't matter, but those swords you're carrying are my life. I'd appreciate you giving them back.

No way.

Mugen

Didn't give it much thought.

Jin

I don't expect them for free.

Then you work for them?

Jin

What's that?

I want to do Edo sightseeing! You be tour guide - I will give swords back as thanks.

Mugen

Sorry, forget about it. You're shit outta luck - we don't know nothing about Edo.

Jin

We'll take you wherever you want.

Fuu

Hey, hold on a minute, if you've got time for that, what about the sunflower--?

Jin

A few years back, I used to be known as the Edo tour map.

Mugen

Freakin' liar.

Mugen

Bet the three.

Jin

Not three, five.

Mugen

You'll do anything to get on my nerves. Won't ya?

Jin

Hey, thats my line.

Mugen

Bastard. Someday I'll make you cry like a little bitch.

Jin

Little bitch.. Do people actually say things like that? I've never heard it before.

Mugen

Someday I'll make you say "uncle".

Jin

Who ever says 'uncle'? That's highly unheard of.

Mugen

Passport? What's that?

Fuu

You really don't know?

Jin

I'm amazed you made it into Edo without knowing that.

Fuu

If you don't have a passport you can't pass through the Checkpoint. Don't you have one Jin?

Jin

Of course, I had one, but...

Fuu

But?

Jin

I lost it.

Mugen

I don't understand a single word of that shit you're spewin'.

Well, at least you've got some spunk; If nothin' else.

Mugen

But there's one thing that I do understand. I don't care how many damn dogs you got. It don't amount to jack if they ain't tough enough to bark when they're out alone.

Fuu

[Moaning] Ohh... I'm so hungry.

Mugen

I'm tired of hearing that.

Fuu

But... we haven't eaten anything since we left the checkpoint.

Mugen

Go drink river water or something.