Guidance Counselor in “Bundt Friday”

Let me give you the truth, Ricky. You kids come in here and talk about your futures, your dreams—but what about me? You think I wanted to be a guidance counselor? Heck no, I was born to play the blues. [takes out harmonica and sings]

I got no future and neither do you,

your SAT scores are four-thirty-two.

Welcome to loserville!