Enzo Amore, Crowd and others in “Unfinished Business”

My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud, and you can't teach that! And this right here?! This is Big Cass, and he's...

[continuing] ...seven foot tall, and you can't teach that!

And he is the #1 entry in the Royal Rumble Match, and you can't teach that! Bada boom, realest guys in the room! How you doin'!

If it were up to me, Enzo would be searching for Pee Wee Herman's bike in the basement of the Alamo right now.

[singing with crowd] The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart...

..of Texas!

And there ain't no two stars shining brighter tonight than your boys Enzo and Big Cass! San Antonio, how you doin'!

King, I've had root canals I've enjoyed more than this.

Cass, I've got a question for you.

What's that, Zo?

Pretty much common knowledge, I think. What is it that they say about Texas?

Hmm, I think it goes something like this: everything is bigger in Texas!

You're darn skippy, Cass! Because tonight is the biggest Royal Rumble Match of all time, and it has some of the biggest names in the history of the Royal Rumble!

What kinda names we talking here, Zo?

[crowd shouts "how you doin'" after each name] Brock Lesnar, Braun Strowman, the Big Show, Goldberg, the Wyatt Family, the Undertaker. But I'll tell you what. None of that matters, 'cause Big Cass is entering this ring #1 like it's 1995 and he is HBK in his prime!

It doesn't matter if you're #2 or #30, 'cause the fact of the matter is this. When the dust settles, I will be the LAST man standing in that ring right there! Because I am winning the Royal Rumble Match, and I am going on to main-event WrestleMania.

Sounds pretty confident. Would that be your worst nightmare, Corey?

Yes.

And as for the 29 other men in this match, I will prove that there's only [crowd joins in] ONE WORD to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya! S-A-W-F-T!

SAWFT!