[Roddy Piper saves Flair from a Jake Roberts DDT]
I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.
[Not long after, Piper attacks Flair]
You no-good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!
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