Flair in excess of twenty-something minutes now. Coming up on thirty minutes, I do believe.
Oh, my goodness.
[The Big Boss Man makes a running dive at Flair, but Flair ducks, sending Boss Man onto the ropes]
Oh, nice move. [The momentum carries the Boss Man over the top to the floor, getting eliminated and leaving Flair alone in the ring] Boss Man, did his feet hit the ground? Yes.
Yes! Flair's the champion of the world! Flair wins it!
What?! Are you kidding?! There's a lot more guys! A lot more still to come.
Take a breather!
Here's his chance to get a little breather.
Listen to me, listen to me. Take your time. You've got seven seconds.
Boy, is he hurting. Sucking, trying to get that oxygen in that body. And here comes... [Buzzer sounds for entry #15] Roddy!
[as #15, Rowdy Roddy Piper, runs to the ring] Oh no! Of all the people, anyone but Piper!
It's Piper!
Piper could become World Wrestling... this isn't fair to Flair! Of all the people...
It's the Intercontinental Champion going bananas!
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