Rosie, 12 people just showed up at my house, do you have a turkey I could borrow?
RRosie
A turkey? (pulls a turkey on a platter out from under the sink) Well I just happen to have one. Bake for one hour at 350.
Thanks Rosie, you saved my marriage, again, and my backside. Bye-bye and buy bonds!
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