“Hello, I'm Roseanne Barr Pentland Arnold Thomas, or...” – Roseanne, Roseanne ... TV Quotes Database

Hello, I'm Roseanne Barr Pentland Arnold Thomas, or as I like to call me, Roseanne. What you are about to see is the original pilot for the Roseanne show. This episode has been lost for some forty years, along with my mind. The only difference is, this episode has been found. Love to all my fans.

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