“Great, I shaved my armpits for nothin'. Unless......” – Dan, Roseanne ... TV Quotes Database

[after Roseanne tells him she feels too sick to have sex] Great, I shaved my armpits for nothin'. Unless... [he makes an armpit noise, then grins] Cool.

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