[David just moved into the house and cast the tie-breaking vote for hamburger over pizza]
My God, I can feel it. The hormonal balance in this house has shifted. AND THE MEN ARE VICTORIOUS! [in mock British accent] Come men, let us repair to the living room. We shall watch The Three Stooges and we shall scratch ourselves.
RDRoseanne and Darlene
[after Dan, D.J. and David leave, look at each other and chuckle] Pizza.
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