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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

D.J. and Todd in “Unfinished Business”

D.J.

You're only moving to Chicago 'cause your mom needs an operation.

TTodd

She does not!

D.J.

She does too! My mom said she's having a big stick taken out of her butt.

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