“Can I help you?” – Roseanne, Roseanne ... TV Quotes Database

[Roseanne, who is struggling to quit smoking, is serving a customer who is smoking a cigarette.]

Can I help you?

CCustomer

Uh, yeah. Which is better, the tuna salad or the egg salad?

Tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad, turkey salad, shrimp salad. What difference does it make? It's all just different words for mayonnaise. Pick one.

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