Chuckie and Roseanne in “Unfinished Business”

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it wouldn't be Halloween unless the Conners overdid it, so without further ado...

Roseanne

[from behind the curtain] Hey, Chuckie, just do it like we told you.

Oh, okay. [Takes card from under hat and reads] "Fellow lodge members, we had booked a fabulous act to entertain you tonight, but unfortunately they died. But the show must go on, so here they are, fresh from the cemetery, please welcome..." Oh, man. "Deadgar Bergen and Mortuary Snerd."