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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Ed and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Dan (to Ed): What're you doing?

EEd

What's it look like I'm doing? I'm nursing a beer and watching a dirty movie through all these lines.

Dan

Why don't you just pay them the extra four bucks and they'll unscramble it?

EEd

Then they'd know I'm in here watching a dirty movie.

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