“And mine says "bad luck and extreme misfortune...” – Filburt, Rocko's Modern Life ... TV Quotes Database

And mine says "bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity". [he opens multiple fortune cookies and they all say the same thing] They all say the same thing! No matter what I do, the fortune is always the same! I'll never win Mega-Spin.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Gideon“Norman Maclean wrote, "It is those we live...” Morgan“I heard he was forced into early retirement.” Reid“What do you think of Ryan?” Max Ryan“Thought you were going to present the profile?”

More Rocko's Modern Life quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rocko's Modern Life pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.

Filburt in “Unfinished Business”

More from this episode