Harold had dreamed of this moment a thousand times. Harold then drew himself a new father. This dad never yelled and had a three-year chip from AA. He was also good at lifting things. Harold and his new father sailed away to a bright new tomorrow. Harold's mother filed a missing-person report, but she never saw her son again. She hanged herself a year later. The rope was purple.
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