Papa Smurf, Farmer Smurf and others in “Unfinished Business”

I don't usually get involved in day-to-day operations, so I'm smurfing undercover. They'll never smurf it's me. [chuckles; takes off his pants] Ohh, I haven't smurfed these things off in nearly 300 years! Talk about crotch rot!

So, you're my new intern, huh?

That's right, Farmer Smurf. Teach me to care about your sad, little life...I mean your noble and fulfilling, uh, career choice.

Well, Smurfs are a thirsty bunch, so we got to smurf them fresh milk every day!

[being filmed] We've been drinking CATERPILLAR MILK?! [milks the giant caterpillar, his hands getting sore] Oh, this is agony. It feels like my hands are gonna smurf off!

Yep, my carpal tunnel got so bad, they had to fuse my wrist bones in place!

But our healthcare is smurfy, right?

Eh, my deductible is 2,000 smurfberries.

WHAT?! [cash register dings]

Doctor Smurf, why are deductibles so high?

Boy, you smurf a lot of uppity questions for an intern. Uh, just treat the next patient while I go for a Jamba Juice run in my gold-plated helicopter.

Actually, I'm not really qualified.

We need Doctor Smurf! Handy had an accident!

Did someone get a sliver? [Handy shows his bleeding hand, missing all of his fingers] OH MY SMURFING GOD!!!

I sawed right through a load-bearing mushroom! Half our building materials are fungus! Oh, trade school didn't prepare me for this!

You can smurf his fingers, right, nurse?

I'll certainly try. [being filmed] I certainly tried.

[crying] You can probably stop sewing.

No, no, no. I-I'm gonna get this. [walks up to Grouchy Smurf] So, Grouchy Smurf, how's the coffee today?

I hate coffee!

Oh! Okay. But how do you like working here?

I hate working here.

Oh, goodness. Okay. Well, is there anything that maybe Papa Smurf could do?

I hate Papa Smurf!

All right, what exactly do you do around here?

I-I hate stuff?

[puts on his red hat] I'm being deadly serious.

I...I... [cuts to him, shoveling dog poop outside] I hate shoveling dog [bleep].

Well, now that's actually an appropriate reaction. Carry on, dog-[bleep] Smurf! [leaves]