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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Sassette Smurf, Papa Smurf and others in “Unfinished Business”

SSSassette Smurf

[The Smurfs collect and eat some smurfberries from the plants] Papa, we need to modernize! We should turn some of these smurfberries into preserves to avoid a future shortage.

Oh, how cute. Why don't you smurf along and roll a hoop with a stick, or whatever.

SSSassette Smurf

Actually, bitch, I think it's time for a NEW Papa Smurf. [Takes out a bow and arrow]

Smurf-what now? [Sassette shoots him in the head, and he dies. Sassette then puts on his hat]

SSSassette Smurf

Who's your Papa?! [Laughs evilly as she slices the beard off Papa Smurf's body as the other Smurfs groan in disgust. Then Sassette puts the beard on] WHO'S YOUR PAPA?!?!? [Smurfs bow down in fear]

GSGrouchy Smurf

I HATE kneeling! [Sassette puts her knife on his neck growling, causing Grouchy to piss his pants] I hate pissing my pants!

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