[walking down in an alcohol aisle at a store, reading a shopping list] Soda, cookies, horchata... [crumples up the list and tosses it aside] BARF! [turns to the viewers] Help me out. Which beer has the highest alcohol by volume? [Blue computer cursor clicks on the larger bottle] Good choice!
Uh, Dora, you're not old enough to buy that.
No S-[bleep]-t.
Dora, please, no! It's wrong-
[stuffs another bottle inside Backpack's mouth, making her gag] Now let's complete this transaction! [runs out of the store]
Hey, stop that kid!
I need your help again. I need everybody to shout: Where my motherf-[bleep]ing map at?! [blue cursor clicks on her backpack] Aaaaaaaaw, yeah! [pulls Map out] Map, show me where to find my friend, Marcus. He's always holding. [winks]
I, uh...I don't know, Dora. [Dora tears down map] OOOUCH! [Stops it] Okay, okay! He's at the park on 12th, under the JUNGLE GYM!
He said he might have some "X," too. You can call me Dora... [Throws map away] the X-plorer! [Camera cuts to the high school party; she is to the viewers while drunk] Hey, I need your help! [gestures her friends] Paulo or Maria? [blue crusor clicks on Maria] No argument here. [starts making out with her as a group of men take pictures of them with their phones]
[lifting and looking under girls' skirts, chuckling] Just call me the "virginity" Swiper.
Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping.
You're too late.
Oh, man! [jumps into the girl's arms as they trip into the maintenance room]
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