[There is a LEGO house. A LEGO car pulls into the driveway, and Bill gets out of it]
Finally, home to my perfect suburban paradise!
[Truck horn. Camera switches view to the house beside Bill's, Earl's house, which is a towering, exotic LEGO structure decorated with satellite dishes and a large propeller attached to the roof. Earl pulls up in that house's driveway, in a car with spaceship parts]
Hey, neighbor! Beautiful day, huh?
Ugh! Hi, Earl. I see you still have your satellite dishes up.
Yeppers. Of course, there's no point now that the cable's in, but they sure look slick, don't they?
And the propeller, any idea when that will come down?
[chuckles] Like I can just remove a load-bearing propeller.
Earl, dinner time!
Billy-boy, that's my cue. See you later. [enters his house]
[Bill has a disgruntled look on his face. Scene cuts to Bill and his wife having sex]
Argh! Yeah, yeah, no.
Ow, you're overthinking. Just put the knob in the hollow end.
I know. Just, [gets off the bed] oh, forget it.
[sits up, revealing her breasts] Come on, Bill. What's got you so distracted?
Nothing. Leave me alone.
Fine. I don't know why I work so hard to keep up this body if you never want to touch me. [leaves]
[Bill groans and looks at Earl's house. Scene cuts to Earl at his house]
Okay, love of my life, I'm off to work. [becoming shocked] Bill! What are you doing?!
[Cuts to an insane Bill driving a bulldozer]
Your house, Earl, it's gotta go!
[Zooms out to Bill being surrounded by LEGO police officers]
Sir, I repeat: Get out of the bulldozer!
Green brick, red brick, yellow brick, it's all coming down!
[The cops fire their guns at Bill, killing him. The bulldozer crashes into Earl's house]
Calm down, everyone. It's-It's over now.
Uh, chief, you should take a look at this.
[The camera switches view to the inside of Earl's house, which is full of LEGO heads. The cops gasp]
Oh my god, it's heads, people's heads!
Uh, so, you know... [laughs nervously, and tries to make a run for it, but the cops shoot him to death]
[It is revealed that a boy named Scotty and his friend are playing with LEGO bricks and acting out the scenario the whole time]
That's where all the head pieces went!? I've been trying to find - Scotty, you idiot!
What? It looks cool.
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