[Jaden walks into his bedroom before a lamp is turned on and Santa is seen sitting in a chair]
I suppose your presence here means I made the naughty list.
We don't mind a little mischief, Jaden. But flashing your wee-wee at the maid. That's one step too far.
And where is my mother? [Santa stares at him; looks depressed] Hmm, I see. And how did she die?
Not well.
[In the flashback, Santa comes towards Jaden's mother and punches her. She elbows him in the neck before he grabs her neck and throws her against the kitchen top drawers. Jaden's mother bashes his head with the freezer. She grabs a knife and begins swinging it at Santa. As she is about to stab him, he moves which sends the knife into a wall plug-in, electrocuting Jaden's mother. Santa grabs her by the back of her head and shoves her face into a sink full of water until she doesn't move anymore. Back to the present]
She made you work for it, did she? [opens a desk drawer where a small gun is seen] You'll find I'm not so easy. [points the gun at Santa. He attempts to shoot, but there are no bullets] They say the second one is always-
[Santa quickly shoots Jaden with another gun which sends him flying into three shelves and knocks all of the toys down]
Considerably.
[Back to the flashback, Santa is then seen walking away from Jaden's mother after killing her. Then Jaden's mother screamed as she rises from the sink with her make-up smeared and holding the knife up, but Santa quickly shoots Jaden's mother, which is a short parody of a scene in Casino Royale before the opening credits starts]
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