[Chelsie and Grandma are knitting]
Ma, don't teach Chelsie that girly crap! This isn't the dark ages. [gives the Barbie doll to Chelsie] Here.
Ohh, and the fashion doll with big watermelon boobs teaches the right lessons, huh? That's-That's what going on?
Barbie is a frickin' race car driver these days, Ma! She bungee jumps in Paracelsus, and I think there's even a bomb disposal robot accessory.
Thank you for the Barbie. [pulls the sting on the Barbie's back]
[voice box] Girls could do anything. Especially, men. Let me be absolutely clear about that.
All right, Barbie! Lets have adventures!
[One hour later, the Doctor pulled the blanket to show Mom and Grandma that Chelsie died]
[gasps] That's her! That's my little girl... [crying]
How did this happen?!
Well, Chelsie's race car hit the wall in its speeds in excess of two hundred miles in hour. So, pfft.
Race car?! Where did she get a race car?!
Girls these days have all sorts of adventures, mam. This isn't the dark ages.
She was eight years old!
At least, she died doing what she loved, Ma!
SHE LOVED KNITTING!
Yes, that's lovely. Now, that you could fill out some forms. [walks with Chelsie's mom]
[crying] Oh, Chelsie. [to the destroyed Barbie doll] This is your fault! [crying] Whore!
[The screen zooms horrifying with the evil laugh sound]
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