One day in the Concrete Jungle of Nool, an elephant named Morton played "hooky" from school. He was chillin' on the stoop, just peachin' on the block...When onto his trunk landed a tiny crack rock. He thought...
I could sell this, make five or six bucks!
But then he heard a tiny voice that hollered...
What, what!
[Morton bends down close to the rock and listens]
Morton listened closely, and held very still. He could hear tiny voices in the town of What-Whatville. [The camera zooms in on the rock. A tiny city is seen. Strange creatures resembling the Whos from Dr. Seuss' books are seen on a dance floor. A DJ is in the background] They were having a party, with a DJ in the cut, and everybody was yelling...
What, what!
[The screen cuts back to Morton]
Morton had a new purpose, he had a new drive: to hide the rock and keep the party alive. [Morton decides to conceal the rock from sight. He walks to the right, and confronts a drugged-up kangaroo with blackened eyelids] He walked down the street, and out of the blue, he came face to face with Crackhead Kangaroo. She was shaking and twitching, her eyelids were black. She said...
[stammering] M-M-M-M-Morton, I'll s-s-suck your C-C-C-COCK for that crack!
[A strange look crosses Morton's face as he looks at the rock. He walks behind a dumpster with the kangaroo]
Well, sometimes an elephant just has to nut. So that was the end of the world of...
What, what!
[The What-Whatians and their world are set ablaze when the rock is lit up. Everyone screams]
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