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Robot Chicken · Season 1, Episode 15

Kids, Kid and others in “Unfinished Business”

KKids

"Start sharing!"

KKid

I like sharing.

KKermit

Yeah! Everybody’s sharing, that's the way you’re supposed to do it. Hi, ol' Gordo! Everybody, this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko. Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street. What do you think about sharing?

GGGordon the Gecko

The rich just 1% of this country, Owns half its country wealth. $5,000,000,000,000—

$1,000,000,000,000! he he he, Two Trill-

GGGordon the Gecko

[pushes the Count] Shut up. Greed, for lack for better word is good, greed works.

KKid

My dad says being greedy is bad.

GGGordon the Gecko

Your dad wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Is Kermit over here sharing with you, to sit here and sing songs?!

KKermit

Ok, Gordo! It's time to get back to the office.

GGGordon the Gecko

See this building behind me, first place I ever bought, flipped it and made $800,000. It was better then sex!

KKermit

Ok, who wants a share a healthy after-school snack?

KKids

I want to make 800,000 dollars!

KKid

Me too!

GGGordon the Gecko

First, you have to quit dressing up like 9-year old kids. Lets go buy these [bleep]ers some little suits.

KKermit

Well, I guess that lesson is brought to you by the number "Douchebag!"

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