[Strawberry Shortcake and her friends are giggling and singing, when suddenly we hear Black Cherry Pie scream]
[screams] Ahhhh!!! Someone's stolen my black cherry!
Oh no, Black Cherry Pie! Your black cherry is gone?!
Yes! I bet it was Fudge Turnover, he loves black cherries!
[Cut to Fudge Turnover]
I'd NEVER take someone's Black Cherry without their consent!
[appears] Mmmm, that's not what I heard.
Oh shut up, Bitch Pudding!
[Cut to the Purple Pieman's house, where he is sitting in his armchair. A rock smashes through his window]
[startled] Son of a bitch! [sees Strawberry Shortcake and Black Cherry Pie outside the broken window]
We're berry berry mad at you!
Get off my lawn, you stupid bitches!
You stole my black cherry!
[chuckles] Sorry, honey, I'm into Asian chicks. [smells fire and turns around to find his house is on fire] Fire? FIRE! My valuables! [runs to his framed photos of his mother and Rachael Ray] Mama! Rachael Ray! Only time to save-a one of you... [takes the signed photo of Rachel Ray off of the wall and runs out of the house, but Strawberry Shortcake, Blueberry Muffin, and Black Cherry Pie all stone him to death while yelling at him in unison] Ahhh!!! You [bleep]ing twats! Oh ho! Ahh-eyah! Oh! Ahh! You bitches!
I'm not sure how this gets my black cherry back...
[The three dump the Purple Pieman's body into a grave they have dug]
Nobody says a [bleep]ing word, or we all go to Rikers Island for a berry berry berry long time!
[shows up, eating Black Cherry Pie's black cherry] Hey, wazzup?
My black cherry! Huckleberry Pie, you asshole! [chases a laughing Huckleberry Pie off-screen] I can't believe you took my black cherry!
I heard she left home because her daddy took her black cherry. [the others look confused] BLAM! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding.
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