[Billy Joel and Davy are at a bar drinking beer]
Hey, there. I'm Billy. Billy Joel. What's your name?
Davy.
And what do you do?
I'm in the navy.
How long will you do that, do you think?
Uh, probably for life.
Cool. "Davy" rhymes with "navy." That's convenient.
What?! You'd better not use me in a song, man! I'm on the run from a lot of creditors!
No problem, Davy. [smiles; prepares to leave when he hits Davy in the head with his bottle of alcohol. Cut to him tossing Davy's body into the sea from a pier with a bar on it] I have absorbed your story, my friend. As the Ancients ate the hearts of lions to gain their strengths! You are one with the Joel now! One with the Joel! [laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes]
[A caption then appears saying "Billy Joel's single Piano Man was an international smash hit in 1974." Another caption appears that says "Today it is most downloaded iTunes song." A final caption appears and says "Davy's body was never recovered."]
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