Hey, what's on the menu today?
I thought the inmates would enjoy a nice change of pace. Broccoli, baked beans, coffee ice cream, and Red Bull.
Oh, my God.
[After dinner, the inmates are rioting, beating themselves with trays, drawing on the walls, and farting incessantly. Switches to TiVo listing, with the following dialogue unseen]
I think I've had enough of that show. Delete!
[Delete? Are you sure you want to delete: Robot Chicken: "Boo Cocky? Yes No"]
[highlights "No" and selects. Goes up and down the queue throughout] Hey, what are you doing?
I don't want Robot Chicken on the DVR.
No, I love Robot Chicken.
It's all farting and retards.
Well, I like it.
Tough titties.
Ass! We split the cable bill.
TV doesn't have to be stupid...
I want...
[cont'd] ...it can be challenging, even brainy...
[cocks his shotgun] Oh, yeah? You want something brainy on the TV?! [BLAM! Blood splatters on the screen, and the queue stops] There! Ha ha ha! Oh, man. I ain't going to prison. [BLAM! More blood splattered.]
[sound of opening door] Oh, my God! Gary! Enrique! I better call 911! [dials] But I might as well watch a little Robot Chicken while I wait for the cops. [selects "Boo Cocky" and watches. Scene goes back to the rioting, farting inmates]
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