[A massive rain storm is falling on the Smurf Village]
Papa Smurf Papa Smurf it's smurfing like a mothersmurfer. What if the dam breaks?
This is exactly why I'm Papa Smurf and you're just...uhhh...uh...uh which smurf are you?
Oh I'm Army Corp of Engineer Smurf.
That Dam was smurfed by the finest construction crew the forest has to offer.
[Cuts to several beavers. One has it's head stuck in a bucket, one is hiting it's head against a tree and one is humping another beaver. Suddenly the crappy wooden dam, just a few logs piled haphazardly across the river, breaks]
I did't evacuate when them chipmunks went rabid, and that was bad. Sure as hell ain't evacuating for a little rain.
[Flood water then crushes him. Smurf village is shown flooded, with Smurf bodies floating in the water]
Destruction. Devestation. A community in ruins. How did it come to this? Why did the dam fail?
[News footage shows bodies, two smurfs holding up a sign that says "Smurf Fema" before a hawk swoops in and grabs one of them and a smurf looting a T.V from an appliance store. Cuts to Gargamel's home, who is watching Anderson Copper on TV]
I've spent my entire adult life trying to find the smurf village. How did Anderson [bleep]ing Copper find it in less than a day?
And where is the king during the greatest crisis the forest has ever known?
Papa Smurf says that the king doesn't care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right because Papa Smurf... [begins to look around surprised] Papa Smurf?
Anderson Copper": What is it Brainy?
Usually the other smurfs kick me out of the village when I start talking too much, but...there are no smurfs left!
[Brainy starts crying. Gargamel is scooping up dead smurfs in a fishing net]
Ha Ha Ha! This is the best day of my life! RaHe He Heee!. [cutting up smurf bodies, putting them in blenders and pulling out a bowl of smurfs from the oven. Cut to him at the dinner table] Triumph at last! Hahahaha. [takes a bite of the smurf meal and immediately has a disgusted look on his face. He then takes the plate of smurfs over to the garbage can throws them away. He picks up the phone and makes a call, depressed] Hello it's Gargamel, yes the usual. Oh with fried rice please! For one. [hangs up phone and sighs]
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