Good evening. As you know, I have dealt with many aliens in the past, but now you criticize me about the Mexico alien. [Cut to the Desert of California with a long wired fence that can keep the aliens out] Here, I show you how the great state of California has dealt with the Mexico border issue. Here we have the high-tech border fence with the highly trained border guard. Now, who will explain further.
People runnin' across the border was a problem, but these new systems are impregnable...
[preparing to run under the border fence] Andale, Andale! Arriba, Arriba! [speeds away]
[angrily] Son of a bitch.
Cracking down on the crimes will discourage the immigrants from coming here illegally.
That's him! He drew a "Z" on my wall.
Yes, right, after I broke up a robbery. I'm a fucking hero! Aah! Chingo tu madre!
We must stop the hiring of the illegal aliens. I asked for this water an hour ago! You are too slow!
Slow? But mi nombre es Slowpoke Rodriguez.
You, the security people. Take the mouse and deport him!
No, señor! They'll execute me in mi country! You are killing me! YOU ARE KILLING ME...!
But we are also compassionate for the children found in the border.
We found this little girl wandering around with no parental supervision.
Soy un explorer! Estoy en una adventura magnífico, con mi amigo Boots! [Translation: I'm a explorer! I'm on a magnificent adventure, with my friend Boots!]
Which we dealt with per CDC regulations.
[Cut to another Border Patrol officer who kills Boots by snapping his neck.]
And here is the latest hero to fight the illegal border crime: Superman!
Thank you, Governor. We Super Friends had no idea that El Dorado was an illegal when we let him join our ranks. I'm on my way to deport him right now.
Yeah yeah, good job with that Superman thing going on there. Now how did you come to this great country yourself? [a moment, then Superman flies away and breaks through a ceiling] Gott in Himmel!
Sir, if you have a moment, I want to talk about how you got into this country?
[a moment, then] ...Up, up, and away! [also flies away and crashing through the ceiling. Border Patrol Officer #2 tries to catch Schwarzenegger to no avail]
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