Big Bird, Elmo and others in “Unfinished Business”

Uugh! I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of bird seed! [vomits all over the steps, then falls down]

Oh no, Big Bird has the bird flu!

The Word of the Day is Quarantine! Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E, Quarantine!

Oh, he must be hallucinating.

Hi, Bird, I'm so sorry you're sick.

I'm scared, Snuffy, thank God you can't get it, since you're not real. [dies]

Yeah, thank G- [chokes and coughs, then disappears in puffs of smoke]

[handing out vaccines to Bert and crew of Sesame Street] One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!

One of these kids is not like the other, one of these kids is dead!

Today's episode brought to you by the letters C.D.C.

Hey, boys and girls, remember to bee yourself. [pauses] And don't [bleep] with us or we'll sting you all at once and kill you.