DMDraco Malfoy
Look Potter, I taught the Sorting Hat a new trick. [places it onto Harry Potter's head]
SHSorting Hat
Virgin.
[Students laugh]
MMalfoy
Looks like Potter is "He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Laid." Heheh. Guess the monster Pubertus hasn't quite caught up with you yet, huh?
Ugh, Pubertus is just a myth, Malfoy!
[Malfoy places the hat on Hermione's Head]
SHSorting Hat
Second base!
[Students gasp]
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