[At the Surreal Life House]
Welcome to the Surreal Life.
[The scene hows Eric Estrada and Vanilla Ice are both stirring the mix in the bowls, and Ron Jeremy tastes one of them with his hand, much to their disgust]
[dancing with Emmanuel Lewis/Manny Moe] Come on, come on. Get down. [they hug]
[Then shows Trishelle Cannatella relaxing on the chair as Corey Feldman dancing around the room]
Let's take a look at what the Surreal Life Gang has been up to recently.
[to the interviewer] We were really excited to participate in the Iditarod dogsled race, [shows the Surreal Life Gang riding on the dog sled] till one of the dogs fell in love with Manny Moe.
[Shows the Husky dog playing with Emmanuel Lewis/Manny Moe, who tried to run away]
Let's see what's in the store for our Surreal Life folks today.
We have to take the One Ring and destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Ooohhh!
[At the snow mountains called Caradhras, the Surreal Life Gang heard footsteps]
Wait, something's coming!
[The Orcs appeared on their horseback. The Surreal Life Gang runs away, but one of the Orcs cut off Trishelle's head. M.C. Hammer screams and runs away as the Orcs passed by. We cut to Fangorn Forest where the Surreal Life Gang is fighting off the Orcs. Eric shoots arrows at the Orcs and the bird up in the sky as well]
[dressed as the Hobbit] There's no way I'm doin' this! Somebody get me a cab, 'cause I'm goin'- [gets shot through his neck by the arrow and dies]
[Ron defeated the Orcs with the axe. Then he sees another Orc on the horseback. He tosses the axe away and takes out the long censored board. They charged at each other and Ron knocks down the Orc dead]
[as Sméagol] We must helps them! They's our friends! [as Gollum] They hates Manny Moe! [as Sméagol] No, they loves us! [as Gollum] If they dies, we go get pizza! [gets playfully tackled by the same Husky dog]
[dancing to himself] Yep, yep, come and get it, oh, yeah. [urinating on the tree]
[The tree awakens, and revealed to be the Ent. The Ent looks down and sees Vanilla urinating on him. Furious, the Ent crushes Vanilla, who looks up and screamed in terror, with his foot. We cut to the cracks of Mount Doom]
Back to the fires that forged you, evil trinket! [edge breaks, plummets] Aahh! Arrgh!! [Corey Feldman jumps down, grab Vince's hand, grapple hooks the cliff and stops their fall] Corey! You saved me, bro.
You can burn in hell, I just want the ring. [drops down]
Corey, no! ["SPLAT!!" sound] Aw, bro!
Um friends, remember me fondly...in Stand By Me...and in The Lost Boys...only the fist half. [sunken down] Oh, a-a-and Friday the 13th was pretty gooh... [dies]
[Back to the Surreal Life House]
Next time on the Surreal Life...
Well, uh...well, Ron and I had to check out a suspicious meteor.
[We cut to Planet Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back where the Probe Droid is floating around. Ron dressed up as Chewbacca, roared at the Probe Droid to distract him. Then Eric uses the blaster to shoot the Probe Droid]
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