The year is 1966 and Walt Disney is dead! [scene cuts to Disney's dead body] The beloved cartoonist, moviemaker, and hero to the American Family, left specific instructions to be carried out upon his death.
Okay, do it.
[The doctor decapitating Walt's head with a chainsaw]
Did he really say this should be done with a chainsaw?
[punches the man] Never question him!
The public would never know what mad experiments took place under the Matterhorn that day!
[The scientists finished a robotic experiment with Walt Disney's head]
Did it work?
[waking up] I...hunger.
Bring in the first Cuban Child! [scientists bringing the Cuban boy, who is scared] Walt Disney must feed!
Yes. Yes!
[crying and scared] Ayúdame! Ayúdame!
YES!!!
[The scene cuts to outside the Matterhorn as the child screaming in agony was heard. Years later at Orlando, Florida]
As the years went by, Disney's power would grow. He demanded a Disney park be built in Florida so he could be closer to his Cuban food supply.
[We cut to the janitor cleaning the floors while whistling. Then he heard the noise and noticed the robotic Disney walking along the corridors, eating the Cuban child. The janitor freezes in terror]
Sir, I need your approval on these extension plans.
BUSY, EATING!!!
[walks toward the janitor in a threatening way] You didn't see anything, you got that?!
God, help me!
[The guard kicks Janitor in the crotch as he screams in pain]
Walt Disney's lust for the flesh of Cuban children, was kept under control, until one fateful day...
[Fade to the living room where the robotic Walt Disney and the guards are watching the news on TV]
The long journey of Elián González has finally come to a close. After being taken by Federal Agents from his temporary home in Miami, Little Elián has been reunited with his family in Cuba.
[reacts, negatively] Elián? ELIÁN?!
[Disney grows into a giant crushing his Secretary and Guard and destroying the park]
ELIÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁN!!! [rushes toward Cuba]
[Cuban Soldiers are alerted]
Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!
[Disney destroys soldier flying war planes. As he reached Cuba, all the Cuban People screamed in terror]
ELIÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁN!!!!!!!!! [shoots lasers on Cuban homes]
[walking towards Disney] Here I am!
Elián?
If it will stop devastation...on my beloved Cuban people, I will sacrifice myself to you.
[Disney walks menacingly to take Gonzalez]
[pushes Elián aside] Die, American beast!!! [shoots Walt Disney in forehead and dies]
[Cuban people cheer]
We must always remember the sacrifices made today by the brave Cuban soldiers, whose deaths will not be known outside of Cuba thanks to the American embargo.
[annoyed, shoots him dead; record scratch heard in the background] I love doing that!
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