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Rizzoli & Isles · Season 1, Episode 15

Isles, Rizzoli and others in “Unfinished Business”

We're running for a charity! Professionals for Underprivileged Kids of Excellence. We're a team!

Team P.U.K.E.?!

Yes, that is an unfortunate acronym.

FJFrankie Jr.

At least you're not a hot dog. Or a mustard.

Stay out of this. Listen, I said I would do this because we said that we wanted to do something together, but I am not running as Lady P.U.K.E. Gaga! No!

Oh. I'm sorry. I should have realized. I didn't -- I'm sorry.

Holy, crap! You're going to cry on me!

No, I'm trying not to, it's just that my amygdala and my lacrimal gland have a connection that I can't really control.

Honey, there is no way in hell I am taking this off. I'm already running twenty-six miles with a camel toe.

Can you at least take off that baggy tee? Oh, come on! I'll let you walk up Heartbreak Hill!

Oh, I'm walking Heartbreak. You're going to have to do better than that.

Okay. Name it.

The next reddish brown stain you call blood before the labs come in.

[shocked] You want me to lie?!

No, I want you to state the obvious.

Hypothetically, based on the crime scene, I will determine if it's possible to hypothesize that a stain is blood.

I'll take that as a yes.

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