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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Alien Girl and Morty in “Unfinished Business”

AGAlien Girl

[kissing Morty] Ooooh, say something racist!

What?!

AGAlien Girl

Come on! You're human, it's your whole thing.

Uh... Italians make... pretty... pretty good pizza?

AGAlien Girl

No, do it hateful, you disgusting little bug.

[hearing the destruction outside] Uh... did you hear that?

AGAlien Girl

Now you're pretending there's some kind of emergency?! I tried to be vulnerable with you! If you don't think I'm pretty, just say so.

[pushing her away] I'm sorry, but I-I'm not some sexual fantasy. I'm a whole person!

AGAlien Girl

Come on! You guys basically invented racism! If I wanted to fuck something good, I wouldn't have come to Earth World!

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