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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Dogballs and Summer in “Unfinished Business”

DDr. Dogballs

All Earth theme parks end the same way! Jurassic Park, Westworld – even the rides inside the theme parks tell the same story! You're on a boat ride when suddenly, you take a detour to a waterfall, and now you're in a pirate's den, forced to suck dick to stay alive! [cackles madly]

Summer

Why would you do this?!

DDr. Dogballs

The greatest tribute to Earth is a theme park that ends in CHAOS!

[He activates a signal that causes all the Earth World mascots to start attacking and devouring the guests]

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