You're about to learn the tragic fate of the Oak Point High lacrosse team, but this podcast won't cash in on their specific and particularly gruesome group decapitation.
[turns off the radio] Too bad. Someone else will.
It's a big market, man.
Morty, don't just respond, find a podcast without scruples.
Cryoship detected.
Ooh, power's still online? [belches] What do you think, Morty? A bunch of sleeping beauties - wanna go tap on some glass?
Err, that could be fun! W-We haven't done one of those in a while.
Welcome to Bloodbath, the podcast that's only grisly details!
[belches again] Now we're talking!
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