[In response to Jerry's complaint that he thinks Jean stole his rake, Rick slides Jerry a gun, then continues working on his ship.]
Jerry, thank you for bringing me into the "rake situation". I've done all I can. I'm out.
No surprise there. All that brain and you just waste it...
Ho-ho-hold up! [He pushes himself out from under the ship.] I waste my brain?!
Yeah, Rick! Obviously, you were born smarter than me, but if I had your brain...?
"If you had my--" I am so sick of this "born smart" shit!
[Rick pulls out a gun-like instrument.]
Are you gonna kill me...?
[He disassembles it, then goes about constructing a contraption.]
I was born crying and pissing myself just like you! Then I became the smartest man in the universe, and do I get credit? No, I get to check my brain privilege!
So we're swapping bodies?
No, that would be Freaky Friday, which is the ceiling of your grasp of consciousness. The brain is part of the body, Jerry; it's hardware. I'm gonna put my mind in your brain and your mind in my brain. Then we'll see the real definition of "waste", Jerry. Or, you know, admit genius isn't random and your failures are your own.
[chuckles] Not doing that.
Thought as much.
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