[After Rick gets the dinosaurs to go against their selfless philosophy to destroy the meteor]
All right, welcome back!
You obnoxious little TWAT!
Yeah, but you're alive. No David Foster Wallace-ing in my galaxy. You don't get to be so smart that you remove yourself from everybody. From one god being to another, you're welcome.
Well, as long as we're doing each other favours... [activates a machine that fires a beam]
Hey, w-wait, wait, what are you doing? [the beam seals the dimensional rift] YOU FIXED MY RIFT?! YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL COCKS! I-IT WAS ALL CANONICAL AND SHIT, WE COULD'VE MILKED THAT THING FOR A WHOLE SEASON! O-O-OR, LIKE, A THREE-EPISODE ARC, AT LEAST!
Sorry, that's just us. We love helping, god beings to god being.
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