Rick, Sperm Queen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, what the fuck are you doing with my stuff?! A-A-And w-why do you have the horse jerkoff machine from my daughter's hospital?!

We need it to create our army.

Well, you need more than that, dummy, you need a horse!

Oh, but our stallion is already here. Isn't that right, Morty? Or shall I say... father?

[realizing what happened] Morty, you nasty, lying little world-ending pervert!

I-I'm sorry! [sobs in shame]

What was it like?

[still sobbing] Fantastic!