House, I need something quick. Can you whip up a Star Fox boss season four callback? Make it flashy?
You got it, babe.
[The garage door shuts and Rick puts on a headset.]
[to himself] Let's go, you little bitch. [slaps himself] It's showtime. Get centered.
[a massive hologram of Rick's face is projected into the sky]
What up, you decoy motherfuckers? Come on down to Rick's house of squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter! I know what you're thinking: "Fuck, a beacon! That's a great idea! He's got home turf, a tacit psychological advantage, and absolutely pendulous balls!" And now you're thinking "shit, that's totally what the Rickest Rick would do! I might actually be fake! I pretended I didn't care if I was, but I totally did! Now the only way to prove I'm real and not him is to ice his expository ass." Yup. So let's do it. Come get some. What? No, Morty, I'm gonna loop it. Why is it–
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